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| do u like poetry? |
| YES!! i love reading and writing it! |
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| NO!! who can understand all that figurative language? |
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Bennett Charles
Town Villain
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 2410
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 Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I have memorize part of 'the merchant of Venice' in front of my class in a few days. It's actually the lines they said from the aio episode.
Hmm...let's see if I can make up a poem on the spot.
THE WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL:
by Bennett Charles.
Remember that guys don't cry,
and they don't sing,
so rip out your eyeballs in front of her,
shake them and listen to them ring,
[that will work, trust me.]
spill out your guts romanticly,
tare out your liver
drink all the fluids,
that I told you to give her,
rip open the nostrils,
which you use to smell,
and make strange noises,
like the tacos from tabo bell,
Kill her X-boyfriend,
make it painful and slow,
then show her your muscles,
but make sure they aren't like dough, though.
If this won't express her,
then she's not for you,
so go for some other,
that will do everything you like to do,
But remember...
If you ever brake her heart,
then buy her a new one,
at a nearby Walmart, |
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hawkeye
Linux Geek
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 2408
Location: Inventors Corner
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Uh..... Nice, BC...... Really.....
Mellissa: See if you can find Offtopic->Writer's Forum There are several poems there, and some of them are actually good. Also, there is some poetry at AIOD (http://www.multimedia-tech.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi) Neverending Story Board -> Beautiful poetry. |
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Ferder-
Brickfilm Maker Extraordinaire
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Posts: 1730
Location: BC, Canada
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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| That's discusting Bennette! |
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Coralfish
Town Hall Judge
Joined: 17 Dec 2002
Posts: 1790
Location: Southern Academia
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 11:54 am Post subject: |
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Sadly, some poor gullible individual with girl problems might actually take your advice if they are desperate enough.... 
*ahem* Top Crusader *ahem*.. |
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Ferder-
Brickfilm Maker Extraordinaire
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Posts: 1730
Location: BC, Canada
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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| A really good poet who has written some delightfully funny yet clever poems is Guy Westmore Carol. You've got to check out his "The Real Story Of Little Miss Muffet." |
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Eugene Kendall™
The Official Town Hall Nutcase
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Posts: 3713
Location: Grandma Land!
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| top crusader is cool why are you picking on him |
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Melissa
Junior Member
Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Posts: 130
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Hawkeye, I don't seem to be able to locate the Offtopic Writer's Forum one, but the AIOD Beautiful poetry was fun! (funny too... really funny  )
You may be interested, seeing as you were correcting other people's spelling on that thread... on the fifth page, in your poem, you put the word "speach" it really should be "speech" (I don't have mod abilities, so I couldn't correct it )  |
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Coralfish
Town Hall Judge
Joined: 17 Dec 2002
Posts: 1790
Location: Southern Academia
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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| If Hawkeye permits, I could correct it, although it is a fairly old thread, so perhaps it will not make a difference.. |
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Elf of Rivendell
One Star General
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 2027
Location: Rivendell, Middle-earth
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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BC... rightly have they named thee Town Villain...
Really. That's guaranteed to make any girl sick of you. |
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hawkeye
Linux Geek
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 2408
Location: Inventors Corner
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Melissa wrote: | Hawkeye, I don't seem to be able to locate the Offtopic Writer's Forum one, but the AIOD Beautiful poetry was fun! (funny too... really funny )
You may be interested, seeing as you were correcting other people's spelling on that thread... on the fifth page, in your poem, you put the word "speach" it really should be "speech" (I don't have mod abilities, so I couldn't correct it ) |
DOH! I can spell! Really!
Coralfish: If you want to, you can.
Im human, I make mistakes.
Just rearely
Why dont you belive me?
:roll:
Oh, that misspelling.. |
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