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hawkeye · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:22 am Post subject: The Mystery

Ok, everyone can read it and talk about it here, and remember, everyone is suspect! Even, uhm <Ahem> Me.

The sun shone through the window of Zwall's window. Zwall yawned, stretched, and threw the covers off. He sat up, put his feet on the floor, and stopped. Something wasnt right. Something was very wrong. Something was catastrophic. Upon realizing what was wrong, there was a loud, ear peircing scream.

Out in town, people were gathering in the streets wondering what the trecherous scream was. All at once, Zwall came running from one end of the street, and Eiram came running from the other end of the street. Upon seeing the mayor, Jared, they both mobbed him demanding justice be done immediately.

"Whoa! Hold it! QUIET!!!!!" Jared screamed. Connie would have been proud. "I cant understand both of you at once! Now, should I have the oldest go first or ladies? Hmmm... Tough decision." Jared pondered. Eiram began to cry, and Zwall soon followed Eiram's lead. "ok, Eiram, you go first." Jared oredered.

"Ok, When I woke up this morning, I went to my super secret duckie hiding spot to feed my duckies. They HAVE TO EAT! But when I got there, they were GONE!!! And one of my duckies was hurt. I found feathers everywhere, and I think it stubed its toe because I found a short red trail. Somebody STOLE my Duckies! I demand you do somthing NOW!"

"Interesting," Jared pondered, "But there is no evidence they were stolen. By the way, where are our judges?"

As Coralfish came forward, some people went totrack down Josiah. He was found to still be sleeping. Zwall, in the mean time, spoke up and declared his story was more saddening.

"When I was five, my mom gave me a very special present, and I have had it ever since. But when I woke up this morning, MY SOCKS WERE GONE!" Someone is a thief!" Zwall screamed.

Many people began looking for Bennett Charles, as this is the kind of thing he would do. The mob spread out after hearing the heart breakiung news and began a thorough search for Bennett.

Once Bennett was found, Samwise took the initiative to interrogate Bennett. "Where were you last night?" Samwise asked sternly. "Sleeping. Where else?" Bennett replied.

"Do you know anything abouta missing duckie wearing Zwall's socks?" Samwise asked, trying not to laugh.

"Aflac!" Bennett replied.

That said, Samwisebegan rolling on the floor laughing hysterically, and Bennett made a quick getaway.

Jared · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:42 am Post subject:

I would enjoy writing for this... I have some experience in this type of thing, you know. I forced my way into Shadowpaw's project and just maybe I can force my way into yours as well... Wink

Anyway...

What TERRIBLE crimes!

If I do write for this, I'd have to know who the criminal is, obviously. I can be discreet and I can incorperate small clues...

Believe me: clues were all through AIO Mole and yet you guys all thought the mole was Jack... Wink

So, can I assist?

Bennett Charles · Town Villain Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 2410

Sounds good. But I wouldn't say 'Aflac' and run off. I'd take a pitchfork and slice off his head so that he wouldn't get anything out from me. I'd like to contribute to this, but I am very busy.

Elf of Rivendell · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:05 am Post subject:

Um... we're allowed to contribute to the story?

Anyways, great introduction!!!!!!!

Samwise · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:23 am Post subject:

Glad I'm in!

Great beginning of a story.

Respectahobbit · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:26 am Post subject:

Very cool........ but I wish I was in.. Sad

Ferder- · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:43 am Post subject: Re: The Mystery

Coralfish · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:12 am Post subject:

More like that white duck/goose from the Aflak commercials...

I think someone asked what Aflak was, and I am fairly certain that they are an insurace company...I could be wrong though (and usually am! Wink

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-Mellow boy · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:14 am Post subject:

lol ferder good point Laughing

Ferder- · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:22 pm Post subject: