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Bennett Charles · Town Villain Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 2410

Hello citizens of Odyssey,

After the long court case which never seemed to end and had absoluetely no meaning whatsoever, I contacted Jared by sattelite and said it was okay by him if I could reclaim my shop once again. Since the old one is a bit messed up, I have modified all of my inventions, making them safe and secure for ALL ages. So please, stop on by. The FIVE dollar business is on hold for now and will return later. I will, however, mark down the people from the last shop who posted and won 5 dollars each time.
The inventions are basically the same. Though, more will come. Thanks for being such interested customers, (well, the ones who didn't want to sue me that is.)

The following machines have safety protocals switched on. You will not phisically, or mentally be damaged by these machines in the slightest way. So, please enjoy, and play safe.

-The Robot Combat Zone: -- “Test you’re fighting moves against this simulated robot which you battle through a virtual town. [EDIT: The swords will no longer hurt you. You will, however, feel a small playful zap.]

-The 54.2 ‘Car Zone’ racing zone. - “Can’t drive yet? Then go into this life size car and you can drive through any town in the world…just by typing in the name of the town and the type of car you want. [EDIT:You will probrobly crash. The machine will knoew 5 minutes before any movement and then will alert the system to prepare a life size protection ball around you're body. It does not ruin the game.]

-Fire Blazing Movie simulated version 2.3- “Stick a DVD into our machine and you can take place of a character in the movie. Any DVD is accepted. One of our most popular demands is to play “Aragorn” in the ‘Lord of the Rings.’ It’s the most real thing ever. [EDIT: Like the others, you will not get hurt. You will have blades go through you bodies but will not feel a thing.]

-Time Stoppers—‘Do you have homework which is due tomorrow but you only have 20 minutes to complete it? Perfect! Enter our machine and you get to have your own time. And, best of all, you can get to program the environment that you want to do it. So, if you have a 5-hour project to do and not much time to do it, complete it in the ‘Time Stoppers’ machine.
[EDIT: No dangers here.]

-The Ultimate BC Station. --- You get to relive the life of someone in the past and the present. Relive the life of Bill Gates, Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison…well, just about anyone. [EDIT: Some lives of famous people are not aloud if they can hurt you.]

If you have any ideas for inventions then please post them. And remember, 5 dollars for each time you post, (and/or visit.) All of these inventions are free and are certified by the National Invention Agency. (???)

THANKS!FOOD LIST WILL BE POSTED UP SOON! POST YOU'RE OPINIONS!

Ferder- · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 6:21 pm Post subject:

yay! So glad to hear that everything worked out with your shop. The court case wouldn't have worked anyway, since there wasn't any real truth for the judges to use on their ruling.

Sonuna Hydris · Lurker Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 392 Location: Vector

Can I try the Robot Combat Zone please? ^^

Bennett Charles · Town Villain Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 2410

Absoluetely. It's free.

Dave · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:19 pm Post subject:

Oh wow! So much to chose from! I think I'll try all five of them. Marvellous inventions, can't wait for more soon.

Dave

Bennett Charles · Town Villain Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 2410

You'll try all five of them? You mean, at the same time? wow, I'll try to hook them up together for you. It may be a very interesting experience...

Jared · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:04 pm Post subject:

Bennett, didn't I just warn you to keep everything safe? And now you do this...

I mean, what if in the BC Station, he is a race car driver. And meanwhile, he's on the race course in the Car Zone and crashes into the driver that he has become in the aforementioned machine?

Not good.

Bennett Charles · Town Villain Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 2410

Elf of Rivendell · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:13 pm Post subject:

:::Elf somehow finds herself walking through the doorway:::

Well. Nice to see this place is safe now. I'm going in Fire Blazing Movie again, and I'll be Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.

Coralfish · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 1:48 am Post subject: