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Jared Cute and Cuddly

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4672 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 7:15 pm Post subject: Welcome our newest Judge! |
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Xhan has disappeared, so I'm taking the liberty to announce this:
For a while now, the Odyssey Court has had a judicial vacancy. Of course, efforts to fill the position met with filibustering, angry debates, cloture votes and the occasional snore, but we now have a new judge!
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE :: OFFICE OF THE MAYOR
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Citizens of Odyssey, it is my distinct honor and great priveldge to announce the appointment of a new Odyssey justice. Our history is replete with tales of our wise, storied judges of old and I believe that this man, the Honorable Justice Josiah, will follow faithfully in the footsteps of those who have gone before them.
He is a man who will judge wisely and fairly, give ear to both sides of a case and reach a strong but fair verdict. He is a man of the highest repute, a man above criticism. As a judge, he will not enter cases with bias but will hear both sides equally and fairly and rule consistent with precedent and the law.
I am confident that his record will be commendable and his reputation pristine as the newest judge on the bench of the Odyssey Court. Ladies and gentlemen in Odyssey, join me in welcoming to our court the Honorable Justice Josiah!
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Coralfish Town Hall Judge

Joined: 17 Dec 2002 Posts: 1790 Location: Southern Academia
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| So, is this an indication that we are going to have some big cases coming up? Even if it`s not....welcome nevertheless! |
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Jared Cute and Cuddly

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4672 Location: Pennsylvania
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skygazing Somewhat Aging Member

Joined: 27 Dec 2002 Posts: 324 Location: in front of my computer
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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welcome  |
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Elf of Rivendell One Star General

Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 2027 Location: Rivendell, Middle-earth
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 4:59 am Post subject: |
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Mayor Walczak, I need a political job. Running the Electric Palace is fine, but it lacks the excitement often found in politics. So can I be the prosecuting attorney in BC's case?
Please? |
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Jared Cute and Cuddly

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4672 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 7:49 am Post subject: |
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I already have the case written up...
But you've seen a lot of what Bennett Charles has done, so you can be a key witness! Or, if you want, you can be my legal assistant and help me prepare the case.
And I'll see about getting you a political job somewhere sometime in the future... |
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Elf of Rivendell One Star General

Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 2027 Location: Rivendell, Middle-earth
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 8:47 am Post subject: |
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Ok, I'll help you prepare your case.  |
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hawkeye Linux Geek

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 2408 Location: Inventors Corner
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Firstly, because Coralfish is sooooooo bored, David died of boredom, and secondly, because we can't let people endanger our kids (err, the kids of Odyssey) like BC is doing! |
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Respectahobbit Short Creature with Furry Feet

Joined: 04 Jan 2003 Posts: 1321 Location: Robin: Home: Bag End
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, and he said Whittaker was bad! Or something! |
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Respectahobbit Short Creature with Furry Feet

Joined: 04 Jan 2003 Posts: 1321 Location: Robin: Home: Bag End
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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IL QUEEN, you on?!  |
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