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Catspaw · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:00 pm Post subject: Fun with quotes

Feel free to post your wacky quote combinations here. They don't have to be from the same place, but it would be nice if you would at least generally specify where your quotes are from so people unfamiliar with them have some clue as to what is going on.

Here are some that I came up with, based on the many different things that FBI can stand for. (These are combinations of Frank's Breakfast Inn, Forever Bad Idea, Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Fidelity, Bravery, Intergrity).

Frank's Bureau of Integrity
Federal Breakfast Idea
Forever Bravery Investigation

And an AIO combo:
Curt Stevens: Here, fishy, fishy, fish. Come for a nice lunch of rubber worms.
Glenn Adams: Probably looked like that man's oatmeal.
Jason Whittaker: Oh, paprika! Maybe this will work.

Simbelmyne34 · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:25 pm Post subject:

Edna 'E' Mode: It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob Parr: Yeah!
Edna 'E' Mode: Heroic!
Bob Parr: Yeah. Something classic - like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look - the cape and the boots...
Edna 'E' Mode: No capes!
[Throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head]
Bob Parr: Isn't that my decision?
Edna 'E' Mode: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob Parr: Listen 'E'...
Edna 'E' Mode: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved... when his cape snagged on a missile!
Bob Parr: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna 'E' Mode: Stratogirl! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!

Bmuntz · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject:

"You do not know the power of the Dark Side!" Darth Vader

Harry Osborn: "Now... lets see who's behind the mask"

Vader:
"Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."

Harry: "you killed my father"

Vader: "No. I am your father. "

Disco Dan · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject:

Suddenly, a mysterious man jumps in.

"You maye not have killed his father, but you killed mine! Hello, my name
is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Simbelmyne34 · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:44 pm Post subject:

Bmuntz · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:45 pm Post subject:

Darth Vader: "The Emperor has been expecting you."

GusDeHaan · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:08 pm Post subject:

Strong Bad " Someone get this freakin' duck away from me. "

AIOfan11 · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject:

This is from "Split Ends". "Because I dare to love my hair, air, air!"

Screech · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:07 pm Post subject:

No, Buzz, I am your father.

crosskritters · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject:

I keep a running list of quotes (mostly stolen ones). If I stole a quote from you, it's a compliment. Here it is:

Why shouldn't art be pretty? There are enough unpleasant things in the world. --Renoir
I hate wearing hats 'couse I feel like I have something on my head.--Emily
Popcorn pops.--Hamster
It is noteworthy that there is a difference between playing drums and playing with drums. There is a difference between being a christian, and being with christians. There is difference between playing baseball and playing with a baseball. There is a difference between living life and living with life. There is a difference between loving people and loving with people. There is a difference between thinking about problems and thinking with problems.--Crosskritters
‘My personal preference is to avoid hurtling my body into anything made out of wrought iron.’
"Try our system, get a free brain shrivel" Cal

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." Emily Witt
"Captain, I think it's time we toss our cookies"
--Nathaniel Graham
The sad truth in life is a pickle. A pickle is a marsupial. Marsupials live in Australia. Australia has messed up seasons. Messed up seasons mean purple skies. Purple skies mean rocks. ROCKS ROCK. that was pointless. -Grace
The world is my oyster and I am its pearl!-Cat, with help from Georgia!
Give God what's right, not what's left.

Jesus loves us the way we are, but too much so to let us stay that way.

This is not a sign of the times, but rather the time of the signs.
"Research is a pain in the neck! -Connie Kendall"
"If you fall in and drown, I'll never speak to you again!" -Becky Riley
Why do they call it a rootbeer float? The rootbeer doesn't float, the ice cream does.

If you try to fail and succed which have you done?
"When your heart skips a beat, it isn't love - it's indigestion or a second degree atrio-ventricular block"
Sew buttons on your underwear.--Miss Rama
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I had that memorized when I was a kid, and it wasn't even required. --My Dad
How come whenever I hear your sister screeming, you have a big smile on your face?--Dad (talking to my brother)
I'll take that as a comment.--#3 of the Many
I still don't think giving her 'Bambi Eyes' is going to get you a flamethrower. --Hobbes
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
. --Calvin
Next problem of the world....--me
MOOOM, he wiped his nose on my pants. --My brother
"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them." -- P. G. Wodehouse
"Freedom is the recognition that no single person, no single authority or government has a monopoly on the truth, but that every individual life is infinitely precious, that every one of us put in this world has been put there for a reason and has something to offer." -Ronald Reagan
"The love you take is equal to the love you make." - The Beatles
If you claim to be a vegitarian because you love animals, then why are you eating all their food??--All Star

Hope you enjoyed them.

--Kat