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AIO PSYCHE · Last edited by AIO PSYCHE on Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:56 pm; edited 2 times in total

I still won't say what the secret prize is yet, but, after the winner sees it, I'll post it here for all to see. You see, the winner will get to see it first, then, after the winner sees it, I'll post it so everyone can see it! So after we have a winner, check back here the see what the secret prize is! All I will say, is that this prize is better than picking the avatars for the judges!

Simbelmyne34 · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject:

cool!

AIO PSYCHE · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject:

Ok kiddies, I shall give you a clue as to what the secret prize is. Is something that was written just for the TH talent show. I might post another clue later.......

-Mellow boy · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject:

NOOO!!! I really wanted to pic the avaiters for people! can we do both? please Sad

AIO PSYCHE · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject:

You are gonna be able to do both! I just added a secret prize on top of that! Don't worry......breath.

EDIT: Ok, another clue about the secret prize; It has to do with AIO. Heavily.

Ok, the talent show is moments from being over; I will send the winners the secret prize, then after a few minutes, I'll post it on here! Get ready, it'll knock your socks off!

AIO PSYCHE · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject:

Ok guys, here is the secret prize! It's a spoof of an AIO episode that I wrote myself. It's called 'Blackgaard’s Super, Really Awful, Evil, Terrible, Pointless Revenge'. Part 2 coming soon! BTW post a complete review please. What you liked, what you didn't like, what was funny, what wasn't funny, what could be changed, etc. Remember; contructive critisism! BE HONEST with your opinion about my spoof. Thanks! Enjoy!

Blackgaard’s Super, Really Awful, Evil, Terrible, Pointless Revenge
Part 1

Chris: “Hi, this is Chris! And welcome to ‘Time to take an already outdated and worn out story line and bring it back…again’! Er—I mean……..Adventures In Odyssey!”

Whit: “Oh hi there! I’m John Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Whit. And this is Odyssey! A small town in the middle of nowhere that is constantly being terrorized by evil henchmen and wrong doers! We’re just getting ready for an episode where instead of taking over the world, the bad guy reeks havoc in my invention called the Imagination Station, does the typical ‘bad guy’ thing, and ends in the most ridicules way you can imagine! So get ready, cause you always know what’ll happen when you have an Adventure In Odyssey!”

~Intro music plays~

Aubrey: “Oh Connie, the kitchen in Whit’s End looks so real! I can’t believe we’re actually here!”

Connie: “Aubrey, we’re not in the kitchen. We’re about to listen to Abraham Lincoln deliver a speech in the Imagination Station.”

Aubrey: “Oh, right……..Anyway, this is so cool! Oh……look! Lincoln is about to speak!”

Lincoln: “Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth this great nation, in the hope that I might deliver this incredibly cheesy and very alarming speech to make everyone think that something is terribly wrong with the program.”

Aubrey: “Um Connie, that isn’t how the speech goes.”

Connie: “Thanks for telling me! I never would have known otherwise………”

A weird guy with a weird voice whom we already know is Blackgaard so there’s no point to try and prolong the moment and make us think that it could possibly be someone else: “Why hello Ms. Kendall. Long time no see!”

Connie: “Wait a minute…….you know me name when you are just a hologram that knows nothing about me and must be an evil man who knows me! Something’s not right here……..what could it be? How do you know me?”

The weird guy who we already know is Blackgaard but the writers still try to make us think that this person isn’t Blackgaard so that when he is revealed to be Blackgaard, it will be a major shock: “Oh course I know you…….But, you don’t know me in this form………let me make weird disgusting noises and change into a form you do recognize………”

Weird disgusting noises ensue

Aubrey: “Connie! Let me describe to you what is happening since you don’t have two eyes of your own……….Connie! His face………it’s starting to make weird noises and horribly disfigure and morph into a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really……..

~Two hours later~

“…..really, really, really, really, really, really old guy!”

Connie: “Are you sure?”

The weird guy who has finally been revealed to be Dr. Blackgaard, whom we knew all along: “It is I……..Doctor Regis Blackgaard! Watch as I laugh an evil laugh…….Muahhhahaaahahhaah!!!!!!”

Aubrey: “Connie, I’m scared.”

Blackgaard: “Let me make a quick, witty remark…….let’s have a blast, shall we?”

Connie: “Come on! Let’s get out of here! Whit! Get us out of here!”

~Silence~

Connie: “Computer, end program. Mabel, end the program!!!”

Mabel: “What do you want Kendall?”

Connie: “I want you to end the program! Hurry!”

Mabel: “What if I don’t want to? Huh? Have you ever considered my feelings? I bust my butt every time some brat uses a program, and after they are done……..do I ever hear a thank you? No!! Not even ‘nice job, Mabel’! Just for once, I would like to hear ‘Thank you Mabel, you did a wonderful job!’ But will that ever happen? No! Because you people are ungrateful, uncaring, selfish, egotistical, brain dead, mud eating, parasites! Do you hear me? So the next time you want me to shut down a program that is likely to kill you, see if I even look in your direction!”

Connie: “Um………ok…….”

Aubrey: “Connie! I’m scared. How do my nails look? I hate my sister. The Timothy Center sucks. I like horses. I might run away. My dad plays the guitar. Should I write this down in my journal? My sister has this stupid imaginary friend. I know a guy who can make the letter ‘U’ with his—”

Connie: “Whit? I thought I told you to install that shut down thingy since so many people were being trapped in here!”

Whit: “Connie! I heard you and Aubrey scream and tell Eugene and I to get you out of the Imagination Station in a very panicked voice…….is everything alright?”

Connie: “Just get us out! Now!”

Whit: “I assume something’s wrong?”

Connie: “Yes! Now get us out!”

Aubrey: “Connie! Look! There is a huge cannon ball heading right for us! We are going to die! How does my hair look?”

Connie: “Whit!”

Whit: “Connie?”

Connie: “Whit!”

Whit: “Connie?”

Connie: “Whit!”

Whit: “Connie?”

Connie: “Whit!”

Whit: “Connie?”

Connie: “Whit!”

Whit: “Connie?”

Connie: “Whit! Get us out of here! Now!”

Whit: “Connie?”

Connie: “Whit, we are about to die! Shut down the machine! Now!”

Whit: “Connie?”

Connie: “No time for questions…….GET US OUT NOW!!!!”

Whit: “Connie? Is that you?”

Connie: “Ok, that’s it. It’s up to us to get out ourselves…….there is the door! Run!”

Aubrey: “Connie! That cannonball that has been heading for us for the past minute or so is about here! What are we going to do?”

The door opens; we hear Connie and Aubrey exit the Imagination Station

Whit: “Connie? Is something wrong? We heard screaming, something about Doctor Blackgaard being back, and a huge cannonball head straight for you two. And I could have sworn that I heard you call my name…….is everything alright?”

Connie: “No! I’ll tell you what happened……Blackgaard was in there!”

Whit and Eugene together: “Gasp!”

~Commercial break~

Whit: “More prune juice Aubrey?”

Aubrey: “Um…..no thanks. That’s ok……”

Connie: “Yes Whit, Blackgaard. He was in the Imagination Station! He tried to kill us………it upset me.”

Aubrey: “Just who is this Blackgaard guy anyway?”

Whit: “An evil guy who would die, then come back. Die, then come back. Die, then—”

Eugene: “Actually, there are some who mistakenly think that Blackgaard didn’t die all those times, but actually, instead, just escaped. Of course, these are the same people who also think that the Blackgaard saga is better than the Novacom saga, and that the Blackgaard story line was very awesome and wasn’t dragged out ridiculously far…….”

Aubrey: “So what are you going to do?”

Whit: “I think that we should put an ‘Out Of Order’ sign on the Imagination Station and not turn it off, unplug it, or anything so that if, say, Aubrey was to walk by, she could be enticed to come in.”

Eugene: “An excellent idea! I’ll go and try to find a way to get rid of Blackgaard off in another room.”

Whit: “I’ll join you.”

Connie: “I’ll go and order some lip gloss out of a magazine because I have a credit card………That leaves you Aubrey. You need to hang an ‘Out Of Order’ sign on the Imagination Station. The door will open, and something terrible will happen…….Are you up to it?”

Aubrey: “Sure! Let me write a sign up…….”

Connie: “I’ll be at the counter ordering lip gloss………I have a credit card………..”

Aubrey: “Ya, that’s nice. Well, here I go walking to the Imagination Station with a sign. There, I’ve hug it on the door, and……voila! Bye bye birdy……..I mean, bye bye Dotor Blackgaard…………”

~Silence~

Aubrey: “I said, BYE BYE DOCTOR BLACKGAARD!!!”

~Silence~

Aubrey: “Oh for pity sake………”

Aubrey opens the Imagination Station door

Aubrey: “Hey Blackgaard! I’m here……”

Blackgaard: “Well hello, Aubrey……..you came back……..”

Aubrey: “Why, whatever do you mean?”

Blackgaard: “Do you want to hear the truth?”

Aubrey: “The truth about what?”

Blackgaard: “The Truth About Zachary.”

Aubrey: “Who?”

Blackgaard: “Never mind. Come! Come with me, and I’ll show you the truth…..”

Aubrey: “The truth about what?”

Blackgaard: “Oh please, use a different joke. Come up with something a bit more original. Now where was I……ah, yes. Come with me, and I’ll show you wonders beyond your wildest dreams!”

Aubrey: “I don’t know…….”

Blackgaard: “I have candy……..”

Aubrey: “All right, count me in!”

Blackgaard: “Good…..that’s right……..Welcome, Aubrey. Welcome to your new life…….listen as I laugh a really evil and suspicious yet strangely non-alarming laugh…….hmhmhmhmhaahaha……..”

The door to the imagination Station closes with a load thump

~Commercial Break~

Blackgaard: “I knew you’d return to me! Even though you were never exactly mine…..anyway, you are a girl with rare hair. How does your hair obtain that silky smooth texture, that fresh fruity scent, and that fantastic color?”

Aubrey: (laugh) “Well, I wash my hair with the all new Muave. With new Muave, I you can obtain that silky smooth texture, that fresh fruity scent, and a fantastic color that lasts for days! The new and improved Muave; available in stores nation wide.” (singing) “Muave; the cleanest hair cleaner around!”

Blackgaard (To himself): “I’ll have to try that stuff……my current hair product just isn’t cutting it anymore……..”

Aubrey: “What was that?”

Blackgaard: “Nothing……So, do you have any questions for me?”

Aubrey: “As a matter of fact, I do. Did you burn down Mr. Riley’s barn?”

Blackgaard: “Of course I did! But I’m not going to tell you that………here, take a look at these clearly doctored photos that shows the innocent Richard Maxwell burning down the barn……”

Aubrey: “Oh my. My, what a horrible person this Richard Maxwell must have been!”

Blackgaard: “You have no idea. You see, Maxwell will secretly pose as a computer hacker called AREM. But, he will cause a bone headed, stupid guy by the name of Robert Mitchell to take the blame of being AREM. It is also interesting to mention that Mitchell will cause Connie to act like a bimbo……”

Aubrey: “Whatever……ok, next question………Did you try to steal a government computer from Mr. Whittaker?”

Blackgaard: “Since you will believe a computer program that you’ve never seen before over a man that has only shown you kindness and care……of course not! Whittaker was the one who was thought to have stolen the computer.”

Aubrey: “Whit, Connie, and Eugene are being mean to you, aren’t they?”

Blackgaard: “Sounds good to me.”

Aubrey: “I can’t believe this……this whole time, they were bad guys…….”

Blackgaard: “Shocking, isn’t it?”

Aubrey: “Very. So, what were you wanting to show me?”

Blackgaard: “Oh ya……take a look at this……”

A fantastic and ridiculously superfluous noise ensues

Aubrey: “Wow! It’s like looking into an umbrella that has orange juice in it! What do you call it?”

Blackgaard: “I call it ‘The Umbrella of Incredible Wonders’! Just tell it where you want to go, and it will take you there!”

Aubrey: “Anywhere?”

Blackgaard: “Anywhere.”

Aubrey: “Ok……Umbrella, take me to the Imagination Station in Whit’s End!”

Blackgaard: “No, you can’t go there………”

Aubrey: “Why not? You said I could go anywhere.”

Blackgaard: “But we are already in the Imagination Station.”

Aubrey: “I want to go to the Imagination Station……..”

Blackgaard: “But we’re in the Imagination Station!”

Aubrey (jumping up and wining like a baby): “I want to go to the Imagination Station!! I want to go to the Imagination Station!!!”

Blackgaard: “Oh for petes sake………Ok, fine. Go ahead. Go to the Imagination Station!”

Aubrey: “Yay!”

Change to Imagination Station monitoring room

Eugene: “Mr. Whittaker! I believe that I’ve found a way to get rid of the virus!”

Whit: “Excellent!”

Eugene: “What were you doing before I came in?”

Whit: “Oh, nothing……Just reading the script to see what I’m suppose to say next.”

Connie: “Well, I ordered my lip gloss……...I have credit card……”

Whit: “Ya that’s great……Ok Eugene, cut the power to the Imagination Station.”

Eugene: “Yes sir……”

Whit: “Wait a minute……..Where is Aubrey?”

Eugene: “Let me see……according to this monitor, she is in the Imagination Station.”

Whit: “Good, right were she should be……ok…three, two, one………”

Blackgaard (over an intercom): “I wouldn’t do that if I were you…….”

Whit: “Why Blackgaard, whatever do you mean?”

Blackgaard: “I have Aubrey, and if you don’t stop what you’re doing, I’ll kill—”

Whit: “Excuse me, do you remember what the writers said?”

Blackgaard: “Oh ya……..I have Aubrey, and if you don’t stop what you’re doing, I’ll seriously harm Aubrey.”

Whit: “You mean, she’s with you?”

Blackgaard: “Why don’t I let Aubrey tell you herself…….”

Aubrey (through the intercom): “Why are you trying to harm the evil Doctor Regis Blackgaard Mr. Whittaker?”

Connie: “Aubrey! Get out of there! Now!”

Aubrey: “I will……after I spend some more time in ‘The Umbrella of Incredible Wonders’. I’m going to go into the Umbrella and go see Mitch and Connie on a date.”

Whit: “Aubrey, don’t do it!”

Aubrey: “Bye Mr. Whittaker!”

Whit: “Aubrey! Aubrey! Blackgaard, what have you done to her?”

Blackgaard: “Nothing…….yet. But know that I will kill—”

Whit clears his throat

Blackgaard: “I mean……Know that I will seriously harm her at any moment……And if you want to get her back, you’re gonna have to come in here personally and get her and her fantastic hair. Now let me grossly exaggerate my voice……Personally, Whittaker! Do you hear me? PERSONALLY!!!! Oh ya, and if you can, can you bring some party nuts? I’m having a bad craving for party nut….…”

Chris: “Is Doctor Blackgaard really controlling Aubrey? Why does Blackgaard want Whit to face him personally? Why did Amadeo kill EB? Why is Aubrey so obsessed over her hair? Why did the writers bring Blackgaard back again? Why does Jonathan think that the Blackgaard saga is better than the Novacom saga? Why didn’t the professor on Gilligan’s Island build a boat since he could build radios, cars, etc? Why do you sneeze when you look into the sun? Why did Kathy Weiriga make Connie such a bimbo around Mitch? Why is Connie ordering lip gloss? Why does Blackgaard want some party nuts? And will Whit bring them? To find out the answer to some of these questions, you know what you have to do……wait for week while we laugh at you because we know what will happen and you don’t……. ‘Blackgaard’s Super, Really Awful, Evil, Terrible, Pointless Revenge’ was written by Zach Newsom (AIO PSYCHE). Our sound designer was Zach Newsom, and our executive producer was Zach Newsom. And I’m Chris, hoping that I can find a better job before the second part of this episode airs.…...”

-Mellow boy · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:24 pm Post subject:

if its a prize then why does everyone else get to see it? there's really no point to it then Razz

AIO PSYCHE · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject:

The winners got to see it first, then everyone gets to see it. BTW what did you think?

Disco Dan · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject:

Spot on, spot on. That is one great work of fan-fiction. Had me laughing all the way. Smile

AIO PSYCHE · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject:

Thank you! Very Happy

BTW Part 2 coming soon! (yes that's right, there's more to this story!) One thing you can expect from part 2; lots of

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