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happysmiler
Llama Lover
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 Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:36 pm Post subject: Ha ha ha! |
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I love telling jokes! But, I need some new ones. Do you guys have any good ones for me?  |
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Catspaw
AIO Fan Fiction Writer
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
Posts: 804
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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I would like to warn you that this is a very cheesy joke, but I like it!
Q. What's green and has wheels?
A. Grass - I was lying about the wheels!
(You can't say that I didn't warn you!) |
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happysmiler
Llama Lover
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Posts: 2221
Location: Over the ocean...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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No, no, that is fine! I love cheesy jokes! They're the best kind for when you're getting really giddy around 1 AM.  |
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Carolita
Hawaiian Yoda
Joined: 01 Mar 2003
Posts: 1151
Location: In the good ol' South
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| Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Catspaw wrote: | I would like to warn you that this is a very cheesy joke, but I like it!
Q. What's green and has wheels?
A. Grass - I was lying about the wheels!
(You can't say that I didn't warn you!) |
I love that one. It is so cheesy! I laughed and laughed when I heard it.
Jokes either have to be really good....or really cheesy.  |
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Movie Fan Man
Somewhat Aging Member
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 303
Location: Anywhere I want, and you can't stop me! >:-P
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how about a riddle?
A cowboy rides a horse to town, and right back home (don't ask why). He arrives to town on Sunday, and also arrives back home on Sunday. But the trip takes him 18 hours each way.
Explain. |
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PonysHorses
Junior Member
Joined: 24 Feb 2005
Posts: 185
Location: My house
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| Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject: Sunday |
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| The horses name is Sunday!! Am I right?? |
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Movie Fan Man
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 303
Location: Anywhere I want, and you can't stop me! >:-P
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| Aww man! Everyone I tell that to knows the answer!!! |
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Christian Cowgirl
Doesn't Post Enough to Get a Cool Status
Joined: 29 Aug 2004
Posts: 594
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Heres an intersting observation...
The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the
work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City
Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes... |
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JM91
Seasoned Veteran Member
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 780
Location: In my convenient Lexus Cage
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| Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| lol, I've heard that one before, but it's still funny |
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Jonathan
Dungeon Master
Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 2254
Location: Minnesota and/or North Dakota
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| Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Carolita wrote: | | Jokes either have to be really good....or really cheesy. |
Or both.
-Jonathan |
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