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Screech · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject:

LOL! Those are great!

happysmiler · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject:

There was once an older couple. The husband was sure that his wife was hard of hearing, and he wanted to test just how hard of hearing she was.

He stood on the other side of the room and whispered, "Honey, can you hear me?" No answer.

He went a few steps closer to her and asked again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Again, no answer.

He went a few more steps closer and whispered the question again. Again there was no answer.

Then he took a few more steps, so he was standing directly behind her. He whispered, "Honey, can you hear me?"

"For the fourth time, YES!"

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There were once three nuns. And they were bored of their room. It was very plain and white and boring. So, they decided to ask if they could renovate it. The Reverend Mother gave them permission, and they started right up. They redid their whole room. One day while they were working on it, they were all getting rather warm, and they decided to take off their habbits. They decided that since no one was there to see them, it was ok. A little while later there came a knock on the door. "Who is it?" they asked. "It's the blind man." came the answer. "Well, if he's blind, he can't see us.", they said "Come in!" So he came in. And he said, "My, you ladies look lovely today. Where should I put these blinds?"

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There was this blond who was driving, and she was speeding. So, this blond police woman stopped her. "I need to see your license, please!" said the blond police woman. The blond looked in her purse and she looked and looked, but she couldn't find it. Finally she said "Aha! I found it!" and handed her mirror to the blond police woman. "Why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?" the blond police woman asked "Then I wouldn't have stopped you!"

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This blond really needed some money, so she went door-to-door looking for a small job. Finally she found this guy who said he would pay her for painting his porch. She quickly agreed, and went to get the paint. Meanwhile, the guy goes back in his house and says to his wife, "Man, there's this really dumb blond out there. She's going to paint our porch for $30!" "Well, does she know that the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "No!" relpied the guy. A little while later, the doorbell rang again, and it was the blond. "I'm done!" she said "But, by the way, that isn't a Porsh out there, it's a BMW!"

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There's this blond who's walking along a river. And she wants to get across. She looks and looks for a bridge, and walks and walks, but can't find one. Finally, she sees this other blond on the other side of the river. "Hey!" she calls "How can I get on the other side of this river?" The other blond looks at her with a puzzled expression, and says "But, you are on the other side!"

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This blond was driving, and she was just driving all over the road. It looked like she didn't have control over her car or something. I mean, like pretty bad! Anyway, this police man came and drove next to her and saw that she was knitting while she was trying to drive! He yelled to her, "Pull over! Pull over" "No!" she said, "Sweater!"

Btw, I am a blond... Rolling Eyes

Screech · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject:

Carolita · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:47 pm Post subject:

Bmuntz · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:48 pm Post subject:

Those are great! But I've heard a bunch of those.

jessicado · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:17 am Post subject:

I''m a blonde too, and blonde jokes don't offend me either. You see, I know that the real reason blonde jokes are so short is that so brunettes can remember them. I also know that it is the general low self esteem of the brunette population that has inspired the ridicule and slander of blondes. :-D

Christian Cowgirl · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:30 am Post subject:

Simbelmyne34 · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:35 am Post subject:

Kanimoto · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject:

Jonathan · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:39 pm Post subject: