The Town Hall Archives

Rachael Blackgaard · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject:

Oh? And what exactly did you do?

Jonathan · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject:

Eh, well, to make a long story short I was trying to discredit EB by helping Catspaw, who turned out to be a Blackgaard. I was then captured b/c Bmuntz distracted me, and EB has convinced me I'm better off being aligned with the Blackgaards.

-Jonathan

Rachael Blackgaard · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:04 pm Post subject:

I'm confused. Regis would say, "That's nothing new, My Dear."

But he means it in a loving way...

I have to go... I guess Dr. Blackgaard just got home ;-) He'll be most unhappy if I don't cook him dinner and keep him company.

Disco Dan · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject:

Rachael, Either you are being very coy, or you know nothing of the Blackgaards but Regis. On the surface, Regis pretends to hate the other Blackgaards, and we pretend to hate him. However, in reality, Regis is the leader of the "Blackgaard-Clan", and Elite society of extrodinary people, know as the Blackgaards. It's a very exclusive circle, and only the Blackgaards and close friends (Walter Shakespear) are involved, plus those who can serve of use to us of course.

This group has been around for centuries, and we specialize in such things as espionauge, skull-duggery, world domination, mind controll (you'd know about that, my dear Aunt), and all types of villianous behaivior. It's quite fun. Twisted Evil

The Blackgaard headquarters range from The Harlequin, to the several hundred Blackgaard mansions throughout the world, and even some in other worlds as well.

Some members of the Blackgaard clan you may know are: Myself, Edwin, Walter, Felicity (Although she's quite insane), Regis, Walter, Richard Maxwell, Phillip Glossman (Those two serve as personal servants to Felicity and Rachael), and many others.

We are currently investigating the membership of Catspaw, who we believe to be a Blackgaard.

And your telling me you didn't know about this?

AIOfan11 · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:19 pm Post subject:

(Can I join the Blackgaard club? I want to be the long lost child of Regis', is that possible? THanks!

Disco Dan · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject:

... Well, if you'd like to engo months of rigerous questioning, denial, and accusations of fraud, just like Catspaw, sure, no problem! :twisted:

We can't garuntee you'll ever be affirmed as a Blackgaard. Many have tried, but few can actually prove thier Blackgaard-ness!

-Mellow boy · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject:

Disco Dan · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject:

*Yes, he's one of our special cases. Remeber how Andromeda messed up thier people after they'd failed or outlived thier purpose? Mellow failed us, AND outlived his purpose. Now he drives... "Lemos" (A Lemon with wheels.)* Twisted Evil

Jonathan · Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject:

In that case, I sincerely hope I don't outlive my purpose.