The Town Hall Archives

Disco Dan · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:16 am Post subject: The Great Town Hall War

What're you going to do, SHOOT me again? Razz

Bmuntz · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:29 am Post subject:

You don't know the half of it. Twisted Evil

Emily Witt · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:32 am Post subject:

*Reaches for her favorite AK-47*

Screech · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:42 am Post subject:

*Pulls out his M16*

Emily Witt · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:53 am Post subject:

Nice choice, Captain!

DrBlackgaard · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject:

*Pulls out a 12 gauge shotgun*

Disco Dan · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject:

I did not start this topic... But apparently Amadeo had sdomething to do with it.

*looks around to find himself chained to a wall, with some very shifty looking people aiming guns at him*

Shock

A POX ON YOU, AMADEO!!! Evil or Very Mad

*braces himself*

jessicado · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:19 pm Post subject:

I am completely lost.............but I have a BB gun Twisted Evil

Disco Dan · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject:

Time for some MacGyver style action!

Eugene Blackgaard has only moments to spare. He quickly scannes his surroundings for some form of hope that could come from an everyday innatimate object! Looking... Looking... Eureka! He's found it! to his left is a jar of Butter, and to his right is a toothpick! Using his feet he skillfully hurls the jar of Butter up towards the armband that hold his left hand bound. It shatters, and the butter splatters all over his arm, thus, due to the lubricant found in butter, makes it slippery enough for his left hand to slip out, and in one swift motion grab the toothpick, and bring it up to pick the lock on his right hand! He is free! The thugs attempt to fire but to no avail! With his freedom EB is just too quick for them. Dodging bullets, he runs straight towards his adversaries, and with a mighty acrobatic leapn and backflip, he grabs Emily Witt and Captain Jack's heads in midair and conkes them tohether. Upon landing, and with the two of the unconcious, he progresses to duck to avoid a blast from the Top Crusader's BB Gun, and in doing so combined a sweeping low kick that defoots the Crusader, causing him to drop his gun in the process. Grabbing the BB gun before it has a chance to hit the ground, EB quickly whirls around to see Dr.Blackgaard taking aim with his shotgun. Fortunatley, EB is faster. Within half a second EB aims carefully and squeezes the trigger, hitting with one shot Dr.Blackgaards trigger finder, causing him to drop his gun, and with the other shot hitting the stunned doctor directly between the eyes, causing him to temporalily loose conciousness. With all his opponents down, EB has no time to celebrate his victory. He quickly moves to the Top Crusader, still moaning on the ground. Top would wore than likley be the biggest link to Amadeo, seing they work for the same guy, the crime Lord Jared. However, upon a closer look at Top, EB realizes something is not right! He grabs the Crusaders face, which is revealed to be a mask! Upon pulling it off, he is surprised to see not Top, but Jessicado! Before he can stop to think what it all means, he suddenly here's an explosion in the distance. Amadeo must be sending reinforcements! With a vow of revenge on Amadeo, and a quick scream...

IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

EB quickly bolts to his escape, to which he subsequentially...

*jumps out window*

Ghost Specialist · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject:

"Hearing of EB's capture Ghost Specialist his closest ally calls for help from Muad Dib. The armies of Amadeo and Muad Dib meet and begin an intence battle that leaves both sides in a stalemate". But with EB now in friendly territory MUad Dib pulls his army back and thus ending this bloody battle.

Or so he thought.