The Town Hall Archives Ahh, the nostalgia.     Search   Memberlist   Log in  The Blackgaard Clan thread that isn't violent but is absurd      The Town Hall Forum Index -> Imagination Station Goto page 1, 2, 3 ... 18, 19, 20  Next View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Jonathan Dungeon Master Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 2254 Location: Minnesota and/or North Dakota Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:10 am    Post subject: The Blackgaard Clan thread that isn't violent but is absurd From the Soda Fountain the fun continues: http://aiosf.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=112 & http://aiosf.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=68&start=60 Boy, so many things to respond to. First, no, S doesn't stand for stupid, but considering that you are now claiming to be a professor at CGNU, it shouldn't surprise us that that word sprang to your mind. You were right about my last name. Next letter is H. Second of all, family: Felicity=sister Regis and Edwin=uncles Parents=your Mom was Edwin's and Regis' sister I win. -Jonathan Last edited by Jonathan on Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:54 pm; edited 1 time in total Catspaw AIO Fan Fiction Writer Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 804 Location: Canada Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:40 pm    Post subject: EB is obviously scared. All intelligent readers certainly must have noticed how he tried to make himself look clever by using simple grade-school level insults. How demeaning! Nice try on answering my challenge question, EB, but your answer reveals your ignorance. Certainly the Blackgaard's have many hideouts, but there is only one fortress, which is the term I used earlier. Also, your answer on the code question showed your utter lack of knowlege. You certainly do not know nearly as much as you pretend you do! Please, for the sake of your own self-respect, give up now. Abdul - *ahem* I mean, Jonathan - make it look like an accident. Disco Dan Scholarly Artist Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 3723 Location: In the land of Deep but not Profound... Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:03 pm    Post subject: Catspaw wrote: EB is obviously scared. All intelligent readers certainly must have noticed how he tried to make himself look clever by using simple grade-school level insults. How demeaning! Nice try on answering my challenge question, EB, but your answer reveals your ignorance. Certainly the Blackgaard's have many hideouts, but there is only one fortress, which is the term I used earlier. Also, your answer on the code question showed your utter lack of knowlege. You certainly do not know nearly as much as you pretend you do! Please, for the sake of your own self-respect, give up now. Abdul - *ahem* I mean, Jonathan - make it look like an accident. The grade-school insults are simpy due to I would not waste any better words on the likes of you. Your claims are, as they have been, empty. And with no surpreise here. You really are boring me, can't you do better. Jonothan, you most certainly do NOT win, friend. Although the first two answers were correct, as any fool couldn't have missed those I've stated the answers all over the place. However, the 3rd one is wrong. And, I was asking Catspaw. Obviously you don't know the info, but perhaps she does... You can quitt the smug attitudes. I'm not on trial here, you are. You think you can convince people by barging in and telling them they aren't who they are? If it were the other way around, you with the Blackgaard name and position and I, under a flase name with no former connection known came up and told you what you have told me, would you believe me? I shoudl hope not. You'd be a fool to. As much as I enjoy talking to you children, my Work at the university, Edwin's playhouse, and for Regis are taking up much of my time, and Ireally do not wish to have a neverending argument about something that cannot be proven. Talk to me when you have proof, untill then, enjoy your fantasy world. And please, no more of this accusing everything I utter to be false. Honestly, it would seem you are so set on lieing about yourself to everyone, what you would lie about me as well. It's a very messy thing. Aslo, if "Abdul" or whoever he may be would like to try something with me, I invite him to try. Go right ahead, see what happens. And please, realize that intill you have some proof, you are still just shooting the breeze. I have the upper hand. Catspaw AIO Fan Fiction Writer Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 804 Location: Canada Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:11 pm    Post subject: Your parents are easy to guess at, EB - anybody whose real last name is not "Blackgaard"! You are using that to make others think that you are a Blackgaard, but you are not. I find it amusing that a simple imposter such as yourself actually managed to fool me for a short period of time that you actually were a Blackgaard. I've been stringing you along for quite a while now, assuming that you would likely hang yourself if you were simply given enough rope. My assumption has now become a reality, and I no longer desire to converse with an imposter such as yourself. Why you persist in your delusions is beyond me. Perhaps you have managed to convince yourself that you are a Blackgaard, but you have not convinced me! Just go away and never bother us kind, decent folk again. Thank-you for the small amount of amusement that you managed to provide temporarily. Screech The Fonz Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 1894 Location: Right where I'm supposed to be. Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:12 pm    Post subject: *gets more popcorn* Disco Dan Scholarly Artist Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 3723 Location: In the land of Deep but not Profound... Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:17 pm    Post subject: Catspaw wrote: Your parents are easy to guess at, EB - anybody whose real last name is not "Blackgaard"! You are using that to make others think that you are a Blackgaard, but you are not. I find it amusing that a simple imposter such as yourself actually managed to fool me for a short period of time that you actually were a Blackgaard. I've been stringing you along for quite a while now, assuming that you would likely hang yourself if you were simply given enough rope. My assumption has now become a reality, and I no longer desire to converse with an imposter such as yourself. Why you persist in your delusions is beyond me. Perhaps you have managed to convince yourself that you are a Blackgaard, but you have not convinced me! Just go away and never bother us kind, decent folk again. Thank-you for the small amount of amusement that you managed to provide temporarily. Oh dear, you again? And I had just got used to the quiet. I see you do not know the story, I shall have to Educate you. Edwin and Regis had a Brother, my father. I thought you might know, and was almost convinced by your charade, but to see you did not know this detail frightens me. I almost gave in. Now I see you are truly the lowest of imposters, and really have nothing further to say to the likes of you. Oh, and "kind, decent folk"? How on earth after all your threats and such can you claim to be that? I certainly will not deny my hands aren't clean... but then again, none of the Blackgaards hands are. Go back to your "inner" circle at Hillingdale. Or join Mrs. Stone in Prison. Just quitt antagonizing me and making wild claims without proof. Catspaw AIO Fan Fiction Writer Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 804 Location: Canada Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:40 pm    Post subject: Who, may I ask, is Mrs. Stone? Usually after somebody is granted a divorce from their abusive husband, they no longer go by "Mrs." I'm actually quite surprised that poor Monica retained the last name at all. Perhaps you would know why, you jerk! Why are you going by Eugene Blackgaard when your real name is Jordan Stone? I would report you to the police if I knew for sure where you were! Now, while you are connected to the Blackgaard's in the sense that most Blackgaards have a shady background, which you do as well, that is where the connection ends. Please stop your unfounded insults of me before I feel forced to dredge up more stories about your past indiscretions. Bmuntz Cursor Always on Submit Button Member Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 950 Location: CANADA Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:00 pm    Post subject: Madam Mr.Blackgaard will not be spoken in such away! Reframe from going on this topic again and lieing. I liked having this talk at the SF board better. I think it was the black that was just great. Catspaw AIO Fan Fiction Writer Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 804 Location: Canada Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:43 pm    Post subject: This is not your concern, Barry. Please restrain yourself from needlessly involving yourself in areas that are none of your concern. You are a superfluous member of this discussion because you have even less power than what Jordan has, which is quite pitiful indeed. Felicity Carden Seasoned Veteran Member Joined: 09 Dec 2002 Posts: 609 Location: California Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:32 pm    Post subject: Ooooh! Nothing more better than a good CAT fight. *draws out claws* Wanna dance, Catpaw! Let's have your action speak louder than your words... OOC: why am I even doing this? lol Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First     The Town Hall Forum Index -> Imagination Station All times are GMT - 5 Hours Goto page 1, 2, 3 ... 18, 19, 20  Next Page 1 of 20 Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group