Catspaw
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 Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:09 pm Post subject: AIO compatibility quiz |
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Are you and Adventures in Odyssey compatible? Take this quiz to find out!
1) Do you prefer to eat
A) a sandwich with a rotten banana, complete with the peel, and pickled pigs feet
B) slimy brussel sprouts smothered in salsa and liver chunks
C) a wod-fam-choc-sod
2) If you could watch any television show, it would be
A) Two Guys, a Dog, and a Truck
B) Young Hearts Turning
C) BTV
3) You win a trip to Hawaii and
A) have a perfect, wonderful experience
B) turn down the trip and stay home
C) Bring your “The Essential Hawaii” book and save the umbrella from your fruit drinks for your little cousins’ birthdays
4) When your special someone proposes, you
A) immediately accept
B) ruthlessly turn them down right away
C) take a survey to make your decision and check to see if it’s the right year for a census in your district
5) Thinking about your old home in Heidelberg
A) makes you feel indifferent
B) reminds you of your mother’s cooking
C) brings a tear to your cheek
6) You want to do something nice for a friend and decide to buy them a television. You go to
A) Future Shop
B) E-bay
C) Big Ed’s Appliance City
7)Your motto is
A) Nothing, what’s the motto with you?
B) It’s not worth winning if you can’t win big
C) Go stick you’re your head in the snow
8 ) You’re playing in the snow when you see a garbage can lid. You say,
A) “Eww!” and leave
B) “Oh, look - a garbage can lid.”
C) “Cool! I could transform that into a snow saucer and then use it to save me and my cousin from the local bully, and later use it as a snow missile defence system!”
9) Your favourite video game system is
A) Playstation 2
B) Gamecube
C) Zappazoids
10) When you hear the phrase, “To borrow the colloquialism,” you
A) are very confused
B) laugh awkwardly, trying to hide your cluelessness
C) shake your head, laughing softly, then say, “Oh, Eugene,” in a sentimental tone
11) In an attempt to discover the secret of how to make Raspberry Ripple ice cream, you would
A) politely ask the person who knows how to teach you
B) try to steal the secret
C) attempt to apply positive peer pressure, since it would be in the best interests of the other party to divulge the secret
12) You are in a book store with enough money to buy one item. You choose
A) whatever is at the top of the Bestseller’s list
B) a Dr. Seuss book for your niece
C) a Powerboy comic book
13) Hearing a casual mention to the city of Budapest makes you
A) feel indifferent
B) cheer enthusiastically
C) break into wild and uncontrollable sobs, and are inconsolable for hours
14) You receive a mysterious note that says, “You look nice in yellow,” the colour that you are currently wearing. The note is accompanied with flowers. You
A) smile happily and get a vase for the flowers
B) are reduced into a pile of goo and hurry to call all of your friends to speculate who sent the note and flowers to you
C) Yell, “Rodney! You’re such a jerk!” and go to the cemetery to return the flowers to a grave
15) When saying good-bye to your boss for the last time, since you recently quit, you say,
A) “Bye. It’s been nice working with you.”
B) “Farewell. It’s been a slice.”
C) “Now I’m a name, not a number.”
16) You are stopped by a security officer in an airport for a random security check. You
A) threaten to see them in court for the unauthorized search
B) submit quietly
C) offer them your purse to search for bootleg tapes of the Praise Kids in concert
17) The older teenager who leads your Bible study group recently taught you that
A) Constantine was converted in 312
B) the shepherds, though humble in stature, were invited by angels to see the baby Jesus
C) all men are evil rodents who crawled out from under rocks and should be locked in closets, since they are responsible for the high unemployment rate in America.
18 ) You cannot teach your Sunday school class one week due to another commitment. You offer the position of substitute teacher to
A) a long-time Christian friend
B) an acquaintance who used to teach Sunday school
C) your unborn child, with the stipulation that there was no pressure, and there is no obligation if the baby isn’t born yet. You then offer the role to your teenage son, who has been known to play basketball with his shorts in the past.
19) While walking in the woods with a friend, you fall into a shallow ditch that was dug by an imaginative youth. In your fall, you damaged your father’s walkie-talkie. In explaining what happened, you tell your father,
A) “It was an accident - I’m sorry!”
B) You try to hide them and don’t say anything
C) “Well, Dad, it’s like this - I fell into a moat.”
20) During your road trip to California, you
A) had a fairly uneventful trip
B) thought you saw a movie star
C) were offered the lead role in the upcoming film “Biker Bimbos From Belleview Go Bonkers” and are part of an earthquake catastrophe
21) You are in a museum when you see a display with an old-fashioned phone booth, a hot-water tank lying on its side, and a helicopter cockpit. You immediately
A) Yawn and leave
B) Eagerly read the plaques that explain the history of each item
C) smile so that your whole face lights up and exclaim, “The Imagination Station!”
22) While riding in the backseat of a vehicle, you
A) buckle your seatbelt and sit quietly
B) listen to your Discman and sing along
C) yell, “Remember to always lock the doors!” and open the door and jump out over a cliff
23) You look forward to the next Bible Bowl because
A) you think that it’s cool to have a chapter of the Bible permanently imprinted inside a serving bowl
B) sending your Bible flying down a bowling alley is the latest rage
C) if you answer all the Bible questions correctly, Connie will tell you how to get a refund on your bus ticket, and you’ll win two season passes to the local water fun park
24) Somebody says something that you disagree with. You
A) Calmly state why you think that they are wrong
B) angrily state that the other person is stupid
C) announce your lack of tolerance for intolerance, and declare your desire to support special interest groups, like an interest in baseball cards
25) When you are going through a hard time, one thing that is comforting to you is
A) a kind word from a friend
B) a brisk walk outside
C) Whit’s voice saying, “The best is yet to come.”
That's what I've come up with! Feel free to add questions of your own.
Hint: If you need an answer key, please listen to AIO immediately, before it's too late! Save yourself from AIO-lessness! |
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