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RichardMaxwell Junior Member

Joined: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 281 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:22 am Post subject: |
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This is neat! 8)
Dear Richard Maxwell,
I was glad when you came back to Odyssey to make amends. When Tom forgave you, I cried. Thanks for trying so hard!
Come visit again soon!
-Your greatest fan  |
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Rachael Blackgaard Thinks She Can Outsmart the Admins

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Posts: 798 Location: XY coordinates Classified
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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No, no! It was censored for SUGGESTIVE content, not language content! Really, I couldn't think of anything to write.
Dear Philip Glossman,
Please leave me alone! I'm not interested in you, and your stares and comments are really making me nervous. In case you've forgotten, I got married last October to YOUR BOSS. Please stop writing me love notes.
Insincerely,
Rachel
P.S. Please stop infesting our house with fleas every time you come over. |
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Screech The Fonz

Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 1894 Location: Right where I'm supposed to be.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Eugene,
WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?!?!?
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Rachael Blackgaard Thinks She Can Outsmart the Admins

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Posts: 798 Location: XY coordinates Classified
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Jack,
I think you pray as much as my mom. You two should get together some time and pray.
Sincerely,
Rachel |
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Catspaw AIO Fan Fiction Writer

Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 804 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Mitch,
Come back! We need you - I need you! Life is no longer worth living! No, wait, I'm stronger than that. I hope you have a nice life in Budapest. I don't need you. Life is fine without you. Go on and eat macaroni and cheese and hotdogs the rest of your lfie, and I hope that you'll be perfectly miserable.
No! I don't mean that! How can you leave us? Good-bye, Robert Mitchell. Until we meet again.
- Susan
(Despite mixed feelings about Mitch's departure, I am prepared to stare down anyone who tries to convince me that Mitch is a worthless jerk, or other things along that flawed line of thinking). |
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Disco Dan Scholarly Artist

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 3723 Location: In the land of Deep but not Profound...
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 1:13 am Post subject: |
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| DrBlackgaard wrote: | | Eugene Blackgaard wrote: | | You shouldn't be so mean to dad. |
Indeed!
| Quote: | | Jared is your dad? |
That would be me.  |
Well Excuuuuuuse me DAD! You never even told me your real name! Can I go stay with uncle Edwin for a while!? |
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AIOfan11 Seasoned Veteran Member

Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 526 Location: Gardens at McAllister Park
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| Catspaw wrote: | Dear Mitch,
Come back! We need you - I need you! Life is no longer worth living! No, wait, I'm stronger than that. I hope you have a nice life in Budapest. I don't need you. Life is fine without you. Go on and eat macaroni and cheese and hotdogs the rest of your lfie, and I hope that you'll be perfectly miserable.
No! I don't mean that! How can you leave us? Good-bye, Robert Mitchell. Until we meet again.
- Susan
(Despite mixed feelings about Mitch's departure, I am prepared to stare down anyone who tries to convince me that Mitch is a worthless jerk, or other things along that flawed line of thinking). |
Go Susan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think that he should come back to!!!!! Its rare that you find someone that still LIKES Mitch!!!  |
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happysmiler Llama Lover

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Posts: 2221 Location: Over the ocean...
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| AIOfan11 wrote: | | Catspaw wrote: | Dear Mitch,
Come back! We need you - I need you! Life is no longer worth living! No, wait, I'm stronger than that. I hope you have a nice life in Budapest. I don't need you. Life is fine without you. Go on and eat macaroni and cheese and hotdogs the rest of your lfie, and I hope that you'll be perfectly miserable.
No! I don't mean that! How can you leave us? Good-bye, Robert Mitchell. Until we meet again.
- Susan
(Despite mixed feelings about Mitch's departure, I am prepared to stare down anyone who tries to convince me that Mitch is a worthless jerk, or other things along that flawed line of thinking). |
Go Susan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think that he should come back to!!!!! Its rare that you find someone that still LIKES Mitch!!!  |
Oh, yes! Ditto! I agree with you both fully! |
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AREM Has Learned That We Don't Accept Demands

Joined: 12 Jul 2003 Posts: 2502 Location: GONE... like frank sinatra
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Connie,
I think you should choose a career soon and grow up... you can't be a counter girl all your life... start looking around at some colleges and unversitys.
your caring friend,
Karina Klodoodlehopper |
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Catspaw AIO Fan Fiction Writer

Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 804 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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Dear young Mr. Whittaker,
Oh Jason, Jason, Jason...you are so funny! Not always overly bright or discerning, but usually funny. "Caution is my middle name"...Right. I believe you. I think that you are wonderful, and have one small request to make of you - don't marry alwaysHis324! Marry me instead! I wish you all the best in your future endeavours, no matter who you choose, however.
Cordially yours,
Susan (I'd even change my middle name to "caution" if you wanted me to!) |
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