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Elf of Rivendell
One Star General
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 2027
Location: Rivendell, Middle-earth
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 Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:14 am Post subject: The Electric Palace |
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I own the Electric Palace!
Need a new motto though. "If we don't have it, you don't need it" is too Bart Rathbone-ish.
Therefore I'm accepting ideas, and the person that submits the best idea gets a free coupon for all merchandise for a full week! |
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Jared
Cute and Cuddly
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4672
Location: Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 6:49 am Post subject: |
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"High prices on low-quality merchandise!"
Uh...
"Home of the best line of junk in Odyssey."
And if you elect me mayor, I'll protect you from charges of price gouging and false advertising. |
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Samwise
Actually Using the Submit Button Member
Joined: 04 Jan 2003
Posts: 1011
Location: Where people love eating fish!!!!! Status:Admiral
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| Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:43 am Post subject: |
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| "Elect the Electric Palace maya for betta life" |
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Elf of Rivendell
One Star General
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 2027
Location: Rivendell, Middle-earth
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| Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:43 am Post subject: |
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| Listen youse, I ain't Bart Rathbone. And if youse self-nominate yerself, then I ain't voting for youse. Tough break, kid, but that's the way it goes! |
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David O
Senior Member
Joined: 12 Dec 2002
Posts: 1230
Location: Confuzledzededoms3rs
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| Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Yes!
We can't have a mayor that gets elected simply by making dozens of campaign promises, and nominating hisself! All I myself want is to become a big-kahunish high level dude in Odyssey, you know, just for the good of the people.
The reason you should vote for me is:
I AM NOT MAKING ANY CAMPAIGN PROMISES, AND I WILL BE HAPPY AS A BIG IMPORTANT GUY IN ODYSSEY! |
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Jared
Cute and Cuddly
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4672
Location: Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| I promise not to make any campaign promises. By the way, I will give The Electric Palace tax-free status if I'm elected. It's a cornerstone of my campaign! |
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Jeremy
The Great Debater
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 448
Location: Arizona, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Jared Walczak wrote: | | "High prices on low-quality merchandise!" |
Or that could be "We've got the lowest prices on low-quality merchandise!" |
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Jeremy
The Great Debater
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 448
Location: Arizona, USA
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| Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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| How about, "Come shop here. Or else!" Or, "Our prices will not be beat! And that's a guarantee! Nobody is gonna have higher prices than ours!" |
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pianokitty
CATastrophic Member
Joined: 05 Jan 2003
Posts: 2140
Location: Planet X
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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"Low prices that are shocking!"
Needs a little work. |
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Paul B
Just Plain Old Member
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 1674
Location: In the Town of Odyssey of course.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| video tapes $5 each or 3 for $20 |
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