The Town Hall Archives

Eiram · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:23 am Post subject:

Are there any conferances coming up at The Timothy Center

skygazing · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:41 pm Post subject:

we are working on getting Joshua Harris to come do a seminar...but the details haven't been finalized yet.

Eiram · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 5:28 pm Post subject:

thanks!

Jared · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 7:44 pm Post subject:

Does Mr. Harris have a history of going to nonexistant and utterly fake venues for giving his seminars? Smile

skygazing · Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2003 10:31 pm Post subject:

You never know! But there's always a first time for everything :-)

*thinks* you know--it actually would be amazingly sweet if he actually did...I rather doubt he would...but that'd be absolute sweetness. it'd also be cool if the odyssey actors stopped by sometime (again doubtful, but then again...many people have internet access...)

Eiram · Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2003 12:17 pm Post subject:

any more headway on that coference?

pianokitty · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 2:48 pm Post subject:

hey. maybe you can host a concert.(just make sure that connie stays away from the microphone)

skygazing · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:53 am Post subject:

Upcoming Events at the Timothy Center

April 20; the Connellsville Home and Garden Society will be holding their annual meeting
April 28; Whit will be speaking on the AIDS problem in Africa

If you are looking for a venue to perform pianokitty, let me know and we'll fit you in Wink

pianokitty · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2003 5:45 pm Post subject:

haha!

you flatter me but i never intend on singing in public. on the other hand, if you would like me to do some cat tricks i would be more than happy too. (u must provide the cats)

Jared · Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:11 pm Post subject:

I'm good at cat tricks! For example, I can do the trick where you violate the universal law of cats landing on their feet. You see, I first tie all four legs together with twine. Then, I wash out my plenteous wounds and pour peroxide over where all the blood is spurting out. After applying ample gauze or bandages, whichever is available, I return, finish wrapping up the cat's feet and tape a weight to the cat's back. Then, I hold it up in the air by its tied feet and drop it.

It hits hard on its back.

A cat trick well done.

So, if you'd just supply me with some cats and have some units of blood on hand in case I need a transfusion, I'd be happy to perform for you!

(And now the obligatory "kidding" and explanation that I have never done this and will never do it.)