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DrBlackgaard
Ancient Member
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1306
Location: Sing a song about the heart land, sing a song about my life...
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| Well..Ok, make that 30 year old. I supose that would be more scary anyhow.. |
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Rachael Blackgaard
Thinks She Can Outsmart the Admins
Joined: 12 Dec 2002
Posts: 798
Location: XY coordinates Classified
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Oh no! The world is coming to an end! Jared is our mayor! I'm moving. Wait... Jared was elected into office a long time ago.
I'm going to steal this idea for my message board. |
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pianokitty
CATastrophic Member
Joined: 05 Jan 2003
Posts: 2140
Location: Planet X
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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i guess the world is fine now.  |
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rosie
Inquisitive Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2003
Posts: 1197
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nononono. no. You've got it all wrong. Jared is not a crazed 60 year old hacker, but an out of control computer program!!! Haven't you ever read "Speaker for the Dead"? He is not completely unlike Jane. However, as a Christain I must disagree with the whole idea of philotic threads, but the concept of a computer program could actually make sense. Think about it - he (or it) is online 100% of the time! He lives in the internet as a blob of slightly crazy intelligence. No...... he IS the internet!!! He is made up of dots and dashes (or would that be ones and zeros?, computer language rays, and grossly annoying pop-ups! He's taking over the world just like those old sci-fi-technology-wins-tv-shows!! He will turn us into mindless zombies and have us travel throughout the world installing computers so he can have more controll!! Today, the world, next, the universe!!! He will not stop untill his pitifull little ones and zeros have permeated the cosmos! The world will be a dead planet all clouded over like in the Matrix!! (btw, don't see it in the theatre. Wait till your home and prepare to fastforward *gag*) Giant machinery will control everthing on every planet, with The It (Jared) in charge of it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Humanities only chance is if we defeat him now.
Resist! Resist! DON'T VOTE FOR HIM!!! Don't let him (the computer) take over the universe!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! DIE COMPUTER, DIE!!!! *crash, sparkle wirr* |
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Thorin Oakenshield
Seasoned Veteran Member
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Posts: 532
Location: On the banks of the muddy Chatahoochee
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| Ummmmmm, Rosie? Are you feeling OK? |
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Sonuna Hydris
Lurker
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 392
Location: Vector
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| No, she isn't. *grabs tranquilizer gun* Distract her. Quickly. |
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rosie
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Joined: 07 Jan 2003
Posts: 1197
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*eyes light up* ooooooohh. guuuuuUUUUuuns.
*giggles and starts chasing sonuna around, trying to grap her gun* |
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pianokitty
CATastrophic Member
Joined: 05 Jan 2003
Posts: 2140
Location: Planet X
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| Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| uum...Rosie. can you get ahold of yourself? |
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rosie
Inquisitive Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2003
Posts: 1197
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| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:40 am Post subject: |
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| well I could, but where's the fun in that? |
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Elf of Rivendell
One Star General
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 2027
Location: Rivendell, Middle-earth
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| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:14 am Post subject: |
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Someone call the police!
Where's Hawkeye when you need him? |
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