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Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 5:24 pm Post subject:

thanks so umm what did you give mellows again?

Sonuna Hydris · Lurker Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 392 Location: Vector

Is there a submission deadline of some kind for this?

Screech · Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:56 pm Post subject:

I'll cheer you on Wink

AREM · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 1:27 pm Post subject:

ferder's artwork, you mean?

i gave it 6.9/10 8)

Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:32 pm Post subject:

AREM · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:53 pm Post subject:

When I was 11 or something, before the release of star wars episode 2, i wrote a small play, my friends and i starred in for the talent show at school, we had costumes and lightsabers and all! I wrote, diected, produced, and starred in it.

here it is, it's called Star Wars Episode 1 and a half:

Star Wars: Episode 1 and a Half
Screen play and story by Peter Hewitt
(On stage: Narrator, using microphone)
Narrator:
A long time a go in a galaxy far, far away…

Star Wars Episode 1 and a Half.
The Evil Sith Lord, Darth Chocolat, has escaped from the Royal Naboo Prison and is planning revenge on Queen Amidala.
But no one knows, not even the jedi, that the real Queen is on a vacation, on the small moon of Endor. Only her decoy has stayed with her people, on Naboo, to keep things going as usual.
Knowing that Darth Chocolat has escaped and the decoy, feeling unsafe, has called the senate for protection. The Senate replied to her call and sent Jedi Knight, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and his young learner, Anakin Skywalker, to Naboo, to protect her from anyone, especially Darth Chocolat…

Positions: Decoy sitting in chair, on far right side, 2 chairs beside her. Anakin and Obi-Wan ready to walk after narrator’s off stage. Narrator at microphone.

Narrator: Scene 1: The Capture.
(Narrator walks off stage, once off start scene)
(Obi-Wan and Anakin walking slowly towards the decoy)

Obi-Wan: Anakin, remember everything that Master Yoda and myself has taught you.

Anakin: I will.
(by now Ani and Obi are where the decoy is, decoy stands up, Ani and Obi bow to her, decoy says her line once bow is done)

Decoy: It has been a while since we have seen each other.

Obi-Wan: We will try our best to protect you with our full abilities, your highness.

Decoy: I am very thankful for your commitment. Excuse me, while I go to the restroom.

(Jedis sit down in chairs, decoy walks to the other side of the stage)
(when decoy is on other side, she pauses looks to the other side of stage, Darth Chocolat and his guards sneak on stage, with guards behind Chocolat, Chocolat does the neck pinch to decoy, decoy falls to stage floor)

Darth Chocolat: (evil laugh)Guards! Take her away and prepare my ship.
(Guards salut, and take decoy off stage) (Darth Chocolat goes off stage for now).

(As soon as the others get off stage, Obi-Wan and Anakin springs to feet)
Obi-Wan: I sense something.
Anakin: I as well.
(Obi and Ani run to other side of stage)
(Darth Chocolat on very side of stage)
Darth Chocolat: You’re too late!!! She’s MINE!!!!!!
(Darth Chocolat uses hand to pretend force push, once done Ani and Obi fall back onto ground, Dath Chocolat exits stage right after with an evil laugh)

(clear stage, same time narrator steps up to microphone and all props and people are in position).

Narrator: Scene 2: Evil Negotiations

(On stage: 2 chairs in the middle of stage, decoy in one, Darth Chocolat in the other, Chocolat’s apple is in the gap space, either if it’s the right side or left)

Darth Chocolat: Join me! And together we could RULE the GALAXY!!!

Decoy: I will NEVER join you Darth Chocolat.

Darth Chocolat: You will either JOIN me or DIE!!!! Guards!(clap hands twice)(Guards come to Darth Chocolat) Take her Away!(Guards take her away off stage, one in front, one at back)(once off stage begin talking). I need to rethink my plan. (thinking look). Hmmm…Wait!(stands up). I have a perfect idea! Guards! (clap hands twice).

(Guards come to Chocolat)
Guard #1: Yes Sir?

Darth Chocolat: Bring the Queen to me! I’m going to poison her with this apple! (smiles, then an evil laugh).

(clear scene for next) (Narrator comes on, when done leaves)

Narrator: Scene 3: Good News
(On stage: Obi-Wan sitting down on a chair, on the far side of stage, left)

(Anakin walks up to Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan gets up)

Anakin: I have good news master.

Obi-Wan: Is it about Queen Amidala?

Anakin: Yes master, I have received a message from the senate. They said it is only a decoy that is on Naboo, and the real one is on a vacation.

Obi-Wan: If Darth Chocolat finds out about the decoy, I have a feeling he might return to Naboo, so we better stay here.

(clear stage for next scene) (Narrator comes to microphone and says title, when eveyone and thing is in position)

Narrator: Scene 4: The Execution

(On stage: Chocolat , apple in hand)
(Guards escort decoy to Chocolat)

Darth Chocolat: Here have an apple, you must be starving. (hands the apple to decoy)

Decoy: Thanks, I haven’t eaten since my break before becoming decoy. (takes bite of apple)

Darth Chocolat: (astonished look) What did you say?!

Decoy: Never mind. By the way this apple is delicious.

Darth Chocolat: (angry) Don’t change the subject! What did you say!? (choke force = squeeze hand almost together) (decoy puts hand around neck).

Decoy: (almost breathless) Fine, you win, I’m a decoy.
(Chocolat stops force choke, decoy lets go of her neck).

Darth Chocolat: A DECOY!!!!!!!! We’ve got a decoy here!

Decoy: I feel so sleepy…I…I…I-(fall to ground)

Darth Chocolat: (Evil laugh, looks at decoy) The poison apple worked!!! At least the decoy is dead. Now I must return to Naboo and continue my revenge on Queen Amidala!!! Queen Amidala you’re mine!!!(Evil Laugh)

(clear stage for next scene)
(Narrator comes up, once everyone’s in places, walks off once done)

Narrator: Scene 5: Aggressive Negotiations

(On stage: Anakin and Obi-Wan).

Obi-Wan: Chocolat’s ship has landed, he’ll be here any moment, trust your feelings and May The Force Be With You.

Anakin: I will and May the force be with you, as well.

(Darth Chocolat and his guards come on stage).

Darth Chocolat: I see that the Queen is hiding some where, I’ll take care of you two first.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, go for the guards, I’ll take on Chocolat.
(Anakin nods)

(Obi-Wan, when getting out lightsaber, gets electricuted by Chocolat) (Obi falls to the ground, wiggles around while being electricuted, on the floor, chocolat and obi do this until guards are killed by anakin and his lightsaber)

(After guards are dead, Anakin faces off against Darth Chocolat in a duel. Anakin wins with a stab in Chocolat, with his lightsaber )

(Anakin goes to Obi-Wan)

Anakin: Are you all right master?

Obi-Wan: (Obi-Wan slowly gets up) Yup, I’m fine. Good job, my young padawan learner. Lets go back to Coruscant and report what has happened. That was probably not the last of the sith.

Anakin: I also sense that it wasn’t the last sith , which means there’s more danger yet to come.

(Narrator quickly comes on)

Narrator: THE END

Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:27 pm Post subject:

short simple to the ponit but...Darth chocolate was his mother eating hersheys when he was born or sumthing and a poison apple how original i give it a 7

AREM · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:04 pm Post subject:

no

it's chocolate in french... you know like the cereal "Count Chocolate"

except this choc-o-late is choc-o-la (pronouced that way, spelt this way Chocolat)

and our talent show had a limit of 5 minutes, so i couldn't make it much longer and also look at how old i was when i wrote it, with no help from anyone...

by the way, when we actually performed it, i played the role of Anakin Skywalker 8)

Disco Dan · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:25 pm Post subject:

Lil buddy, you are hillarious. Just like Lord of the Drugs... Ah, if only my school gave me opportunity to do stuff like that...