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Josiah · Guest

Shocking, is it not? Jared Walczak has disappeared! Yellow Eek

While I wouldn't normally panic, his disappearance was strange. I was chatting with him yesterday and suddenly he vanished. While he frequently does leave rather quickly, I usually at least get a "g2g-bye" out of him. But this time there was nothing. Since then, there has not been a peep out of him (and remember, we're talking about Jared Walczak). His last post was yesterday night, and I have yet to see him on today, even though I've been around quite a bit. Yellow Confused

So what happened to Jared Walczak? This thread is for all of you to post your speculations.

Elf of Rivendell · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:54 am Post subject:

I knew this would happen sooner or later, I knew it.

Jared was put into the witness protection program of the FBI recently for witnessing a crime by a terrorist group. Apparently, the terrorist group is extremely dangerous, and though a few suspects were arrested, most of its members still are on the loose.

I wouldn't be surprised if the agent who grabbed him was named Bourland or something...

On a more (or less) serious note, I haven't seen Jared sign on to MSN Messenger for at least 10 hours...

Bennett Charles · Town Villain Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 2410

Oh good grief. I'm sick and tired to have to go through billions of pointless topics about Jared. What is he, a celebrity? He makes one move and he's the paper the next day. Can we stop with the dumb 'Jared.' comments. It's always Jared this--Jared that--Jared who--Everyone on JAred's side. It seems that it's all that matters on the boards... Mad

Elf of Rivendell · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:15 pm Post subject:

Of course, you should know that Jared is manipulating most of the posters' minds. I don't know if I'm being mind-controlled right now.

Oh, wait. Jared's right in front of me. He's telling me to type something. In all caps.

JARED IS A MEMBER OF RED SCORPION
JARED IS A MEMBER OF RED SCORPION
JARED IS A MEMBER OF RED SCORPION

...
Hmm... looks like Jared's gone now. Wait, did I just type the above? Jared must have been mind-controlling me! Smile

Thorin Oakenshield · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:28 pm Post subject:

I think Uncle Charlie and the CBHers kidnapped him. They've got him strapped to a chair and making him listen to DGL for hours on end. They're going to do this to all AIO fans one at a time. I think there trying to bore us to death.That's what really happened to DavidO. too. A cabin for a week with his family? Likely story. That sounds so Uncle Charli.....wait. Someone knocking at the door.I'll get it.
Hello? HHEEEEEELLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!It's Uncle Charlie, he's got me !!!!!!!!HHHHEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!!!! NO I WON"T LISTEN TO DGL!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coralfish

Josiah · Guest

Hehe, it would be tempting to think that the Politics 101 thread went the way of Jared...

However, no fears, it is simply now located in The Entrance.

http://townhall.aiosf.com/topic-1062.html

The Top Crusader · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:22 pm Post subject:

Jared, Jared, JARED! Mad

(to paraphrase Jan Brady)

Zaphod Beeblebrox · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:38 pm Post subject:

Carolita · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:54 pm Post subject:

I'll bet he his having a week long conference with those giant cockroaches and they are planning to take over the world!!! Shock

Actually, he's probably just busy....