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| Ketchup? Which is better? |
| Green |
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14% |
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| Purple |
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3% |
[ 1 ] |
| Passion Pink |
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7% |
[ 2 ] |
| Totally Teal |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Awsome Orange |
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3% |
[ 1 ] |
| Or the Classic Red |
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71% |
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| Total Votes : 28 |
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Zwall With THIS name, what would you expect?

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 298 Location: On my throne...
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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Remember folks, no matter what color of ketchup you use, when you get to the end of the bottle, ketchup still has issues.  |
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Jacob Isom Seasoned Veteran Member

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 599 Location: Ohio
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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I tend to prefer the old-fashioned brand of ketchup. Here are a few pointless reasons:
a) You can tell what it is by its color
b) I like the color red
c) I've always been accustomed to cleaning certain coins with red ketchup
d) Why do we need another color if red suits us just fine... it'll probably end up as a brown color in your intestines anyway!
Those are my reasons... what are yours? 
Last edited by Jacob Isom on Sun Dec 22, 2002 9:41 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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David O Senior Member

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Posts: 1230 Location: Confuzledzededoms3rs
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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Azheim: I like green ketchup!
David: Azheim, do you know what you made me do know.
Azheim: What?
David: Do you really want to know?
Azheim: YES!!!!!!
David: I will have to slap you with a fish.
Azheim: Oh, is that a good thing, or a bad thing? |
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johnnyboy13187 Junior Member

Joined: 20 Dec 2002 Posts: 135 Location: I don't think anyone including me really knows.
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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I must say green ketchup is the best becuse you can use it to gel and color your hair at the same time  |
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Heather Junior Member

Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 280 Location: Penticton BC
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| That is gross. |
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David O Senior Member

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Posts: 1230 Location: Confuzledzededoms3rs
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes, why green, when you can have red? |
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Paul B Just Plain Old Member

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 1674 Location: In the Town of Odyssey of course.
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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| wonder if they will make white K |
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Zwall With THIS name, what would you expect?

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 298 Location: On my throne...
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 5:18 am Post subject: |
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I think red ketchup is the best. Besides, everyone is used to cleaning those blood red stains they get from it out of their clothes, why would they want to start cleaning purple or green out now?  |
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Jared Cute and Cuddly

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4672 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| Well, if they made clear ketchup, we'd actually have some progress.. no more stains! |
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Jacob Isom Seasoned Veteran Member

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 599 Location: Ohio
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 8:58 am Post subject: |
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That would be even grosser (if that's a word)! Clear ketchup would make me think that I am eating Windex...
Then again, Windex is blue. Well, then I'd feel like I'm eating Purell! Do any of you like Purell? The bathrooms at my school don't have soap EVER (how heathen!) so I have to bring my own disinfectant. Now I carry Purell with me wherever I go. Well... maybe not everywhere. Just to school. Really, that's gross that they don't provide soap at my small school. That encourages people NOT to wash their hands. Like... ew!  |
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