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pianokitty · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:31 pm Post subject: SHERRIF hawkeye...Mayor?

i see many people saying Jared shouldn't be mayor because he has already has his turn....and now it is somebody else's

but i never see anyone saying that hawkeye is sherrif and why should he get to be both.

i think that hawkeye would be a good mayor...but he is pretty much doing what everybody wants him to do in the job he is at.

why not let hawkeye be sherrif.....and jared be mayor?

Hisgirl84 · Junior Member Joined: 16 May 2003 Posts: 199 Location: US

Why not let him have a shot at mayor and re-elect a new sherriff? Smile

E87M2 · Senior Member Joined: 11 Jan 2003 Posts: 1106

I'm still trying to figure out what the sheriff has to do. Mayor has a pretty clear job discription, but sheriff (to me) is just a title. Confused

Jared · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:31 pm Post subject:

For Hawkeye especially. Since his election, he has done exactly...

[thinking]

[still thinking]

Uh, nothing.

Now, let's examine Hawkeye's explanations of what the sheriff would be expected to do:

"...the sheriff will be in charge of arresting the villian, like BC and the aliens, he/she will be the town hero, on the small scale."

"...he/she can use technology to catch criminals."

Now, Hawkeye, tell me. Seriously: have you caught any criminals lately, with or without the use of some mysterious technology? Also, if you have been a town hero on a small scale, please let me know. I hadn't noticed.

Next, let's examine his campaign promises:

"As sherrif, I will keep a close eye on Rose, the Axe Murderer...."

"I will enforce justice and the judge's judgement, and bring lawbreakers to the judges."

Once again, Hawkeye, enlighten me. Have you actually been keeping a close eye on Rose, the Axe Murderer? And when exactly did you bring lawbreakers to the judges and/or enforce justice?

And to end this, let's look at a quote where Hawkeye describes himself:

"Im ... psycotic, yes, neurotic, yes ... unintimidates, yes ..."

I ask the people: Do we want a self-described psychotic and neurotic person as mayor of this town? And worst of all, he's "unintimidates." Whatever that means.

A fun little exercise: run the Hawkeye quotes through your word processor and notice how many times the little red squiggly line appears. Six spelling errors in about seventy words. Shocking, is it not?

Coralfish · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:31 pm Post subject:

<Ducks to avoid the flying dirt....> Wink

Ferder- · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:51 pm Post subject:

What is all this talk about Sheriff? That was old. I thought we were into mayoral elections now.

Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:24 pm Post subject:

i dont know it looks like jared wants to be sheriff now

Jeremy · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:55 pm Post subject:

Josiah · Guest

Jared · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 6:26 am Post subject:

Martin and Ferder, please re-read. No, I'm not running for sheriff.

Josiah: the Bennett Charles case was dropped, but only after the issue was resolved and the townspeople were safe. And as to the spelling errors thing... a low blow? I really don't think so. I doubt too many people will take it seriously. As Jeremy pointed out, I've made my share of them as well. Just a little enjoyable mudslinging.

(And Hawkeye is free to go find all my spelling mistakes and put them together in one long post, if he so chooses!)