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Bennett Charles Town Villain

Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 2410
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 3:51 pm Post subject: Announcement: That's right. I'm running for mayor! |
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It's true. I found that being just plain town villain was useless unless I had some real power so I have prepared a little speech.
Ah hem.
Dear bunch of people I happened to talk to once in a while,
I am Bennett Charles. And that's a good enough reason to vote for me.
Thank-you.
If that doesn't convince you to vote for me, then your plain stupid. So be cool and vote for me.
Alrighty.
What do you want from me now, a song? Oh sure. If I must.
*A bunch of Cheerleders come out on stage*
"OOOOOOOHHH!!!
We love Bennett,
He's so cool!
He so handsome,
just watch us drool!"
"Jared and Hawkeye,
Just don't do the trick,
so watch Bennett show off his muscles,
and watch his shirt rip!!"
"The other mayors
just smell so bad,
but take a big sniff of Bennett,
and watch the other mayors get mad"
"Just vote for Bennett,
thats all it takes,
vote for me,
for heaven sakes!"
"Bennett! Bennett!
He's our man!
But, PSSt, don't tell anyone,
He's actually Superman!" |
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hawkeye Linux Geek

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 2408 Location: Inventors Corner
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, yeah..... That will really get the votes!
First you insult the voters, then the candidates...
I think you would have a better chance if you got the NovaBox going..... |
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Coralfish Town Hall Judge

Joined: 17 Dec 2002 Posts: 1790 Location: Southern Academia
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:35 am Post subject: |
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Vote Hawkeye for Mayor!
(You failed to add that, and it would be a shame to break the pattern)  |
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Elf of Rivendell One Star General

Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 2027 Location: Rivendell, Middle-earth
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Oh, you're Superman? Sorry, I have a policy- don't vote for anyone from cartoons.  |
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pianokitty CATastrophic Member

Joined: 05 Jan 2003 Posts: 2140 Location: Planet X
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| vote for jared, he did it before, and he can do it again |
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-Mellow boy Head Banger Drummer Dude

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 3123 Location: Canada BC (like you even know where that is)
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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oh! you not going to vote for ferder  |
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Respectahobbit Short Creature with Furry Feet

Joined: 04 Jan 2003 Posts: 1321 Location: Robin: Home: Bag End
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| VOTE JARED FOR MAYOR!!!! |
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Josiah Guest
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:44 am Post subject: |
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| pianokitty wrote: | | vote for jared, he did it before, and he can do it again |
I must question, pianokitty, what exactly Jared did. Nothing? Yes, not a hard record to continue.
I'll add my own endorsement:
VOTE HAWKEYE FOR MAYOR!
Last edited by Josiah on Tue Sep 09, 2003 12:38 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Jared Cute and Cuddly

Joined: 23 Nov 2002 Posts: 4672 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| Josiah wrote: | ...what exactly Jared did. Nothing? Yes, not a hard record to continue.  |
Oh, I struggle very hard to do nothing, Josiah!  |
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Eugene Kendall™ The Official Town Hall Nutcase

Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Posts: 3713 Location: Grandma Land!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 8:35 am Post subject: |
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| Josiah wrote: | <ahem> are being so bold, I'll add my own endorsement:
VOTE HAWKEYE FOR MAYOR! |
this is all wrong you accidentaly put hawkeye instead of ferder |
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