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Rachael Blackgaard
Thinks She Can Outsmart the Admins
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 Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:06 pm Post subject: Blast you, Glossman! |
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Maybe this is unfounded, but I have reason to believe that Philip Glossman has a flea infestation! The evidence: He housesat (translation: he was hiding from the police) for us (You know, the cute little weekend house in the Carribeans) and then we went there a couple of weeks ago, and now I have fleas in the carpet, on the bed, the blankets, linens, pillows. They came back in my clothes! Glossman can take his fleas with him to jail, maybe then he won't infect our house with fleas...
Okay, that's only in Odyssey. What really happened was that my kitty cat somehow got fleas... What this has to do with Odyssey, I'm not sure. I just wanted to blame someone besides Connie and get my mind off the itching. |
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
President of the Galaxy
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| I agree wholeheartedly. In fact, as a prospective candidate for mayor of this Humble Town of Odyssey, I feel we must conduct an investigation on this alleged flea infestation, as it is hazardous to the health of the general public and community at large. |
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hawkeye
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Well, just do the investigation thoroughly, as Jared associates with Glossman, as is apparent by his initial top ten mayorial goals....
Vote for Hawkeye for Mayor of Odyssey! |
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Rachael Blackgaard
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| What are his goals? |
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hawkeye
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Rachael Blackgaard
Thinks She Can Outsmart the Admins
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| Ah! Jared IS Philip Glossman! He uses the alias 'Jared Walczak' so we won't know who he is! That's why he's so touchy asbout Glossman's IQ score... And that means Jared was actually the one who poisoned me! |
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Bennett Charles
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| Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| ...take a chill pill, Blackgaard... |
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alwaysHis324
Is Apparently Easily Amused
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Location: missing snow
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Hmmm, Rach, I think you are on to something... This calls for an investigation. Mr. Sheriff and Mayoral Candidate Hawkeye, I think you have a job to do....  |
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Rachael Blackgaard
Thinks She Can Outsmart the Admins
Joined: 12 Dec 2002
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BC: Don't even THINK of speaking so disrespectfully to me! If I were to tell Regis of your rudeness... Let's just say that JAIL would be the least of your worries.
Yes, people! Investigate this! |
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Bennett Charles
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Won't it be sorta hard to tell your husband? Didn't he die? Or are you planning to talk to his body parts? Who makes up the conversations, you or him?
Or do you mean the Dr. Blackgaard on this board? Oh, you two are married? I never knew.
[poor him. No wonder he blew himself up...] |
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