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Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject: battle of the chronic posters

Ok gus i challenge you but scince we cant have wars i challenge you to a story fight
ill start

Chapter 1 (EK's view)
EK was walking down the street happily going to the store when he hears mumurings about him. He instantly knew who this was spreading rumors and decided to have a friendly discussion with GusDeHaan himself (he pocketed a small handgun just in case it got violent) and marched toward GusDeHaans house knocked on the door and waited

now gus you do your chapter 1 remember you cannot control what hapens to me you conduct what happens to you

GusDeHaan · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:42 pm Post subject:

It was a warm day, and the sun was shining into Gus' cottage. He was enjoying Tea and crumpets, as is his normal monday morning fashion. He reads the paper, Some thing was mentioned about E.K. and his involvement in questionable activities. Odd he thought to himself since he was the investigator of the Town. A knock was upon the door, Who could that be at this hour. I unlatched the door and opened it to find E.K. breathing heavy in the morning air , Good E.K. what is this that you come visit me this early on a monday morning ? Come in come in. Would you like some tea, Crumpet ?

Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject:

"yes my good sir could we have a talk" EK pulls up a chair and sips on his tea "There has been many rumors going around about me that have not been true"EK stares straight at gus "I was wondering if you knew anything about this"

GusDeHaan · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am Post subject:

"I know not. Here , look at this. " Shows E.K. the paper, "I have not started anything of rumours, I have my thoughts but up till now you are the only soul who knows my thoughts. I think you are a noble upstanding member of this town, and I have very few things that I would like to question you about , As of now I have not launched any formal investigations towards the sudden kicking of the puppy, and random cinderella attacks. But that is what is going around . " Shows E.K. the globe in his study. " Look here , I have been on all of the continents, in many places, I have taken down many criminals, deviants, and random disco prom queens. I know no fear when it comes to criminals. I Have fought with rebels in Latin America , I have taken down large crime rings, and I have tracked the blackgaard clan's movements out of the intrests of the Town Hall Judges. I don't make mistakes." Pours a nother cup of tea , 2 spots of sugar. " E.K. Have you ever had a pet ?"

Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:07 am Post subject:

EK looks at gus with a stern look "yes i have a albatross" suddenly shifting the subject EK says "I killed cinderella under a legal democracy gus, and i kicked a puppy while I was mentally ill due to jareds constant torturing of the mind and i went insane and went dancing around in a bear costume, you can hold nothing against me, I am innocent"

Disco Dan · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:30 am Post subject:

Suddenly, the door flies open. Standing there, in a three-piece italian suit is Eugene Blackgaard.

"Good evening Gentlemen. Am I interrupting anything?"

EB pauses for a moment, strokes his beard, and then strolls over to the table and takes his seat. He pours himself a cup of tea.

"We never finished our last convorsation, Gus."

EB looks at Gus, who quickly turns away, hiding his face from EB, and with it, his intentions. Who knows what he is thinking?

"Mm... yes. Oh, and EK, I read your signature and... I found him."

He points to Gus.

"Just thought I'd report that."

EB sits back and waits...

Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:28 am Post subject:

"who are you why did you just practically break down gus's door just to scream at us"EK gets up from his chair and politely ask's EB to go right back out the door come in and knock

Bmuntz · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:39 pm Post subject:

Hello Gents how are you guys doing? *Pours himself tea.* Yuck! You should really learn how to make a proper cup of tea. And what is this about Cinderella dead? She is alive and well and at any time could pop up again with more power more strength then ever before.

Disco Dan · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject:

I wasn't screaming, dear friend. Wink

And the door is still intact.

Eugene Kendall™ · Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject: