Disco Dan
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 Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:01 pm Post subject: Grease meets Star Wars |
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"Summer Nights" Based on the performance by John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John
"Rebel Fights" Parody by KowGirl
Taking place near the end of "The Empire Strikes Back"
Vader: So, Skywalker, we meet again
Luke: I last saw you when you killed Ben
Vader: You want revenge, you're filled with remourse
Luke: I'm a Jedi, and I know the Force
Both: Sabers lit, no time to quit this, ah, Good guy-bad guy fight
Rebels: Oh, wella, wella, wella, hmmph! Tell me more, tell me more,
We stole your Death Star plan
Empire: Tell me more, tell me more,
We froze your Captain Han
Uh-huh (Oh, no!) Uh-huh (Oh, no!)...
Vader: Palpatine says you're a threat
Luke: The biggest one to the Empire yet!
Vader: Join the Dark Side, we'll be a team
Luke: I won't go to that extreme
Both: Jedi gone, but there was one who could be a Jedi Knight.
Rebels: Oh, wella, wella, wella, hmmph! Tell me more, tell me more,
It was hate at first sight
Empire: Tell me more, tell me more,
And we'll put up a fight
Uh-huh (oh, no!)...
Luke: I won't let the Empire expand
Vader: That'd be hard, with only one hand ::chops off hand:: (Aaah!)
Luke: This isn't over, it's only begun!
Vader: You weren't told all by Obi-Wan
Luke: Sith Lord man cut off my hand with, uh, his saber of light
Rebels: Oh, wella, wella, wella, hmmph! Tell me more, tell me more,
Get our ships into shape
Empire: Tell me more, tell me more,
There's no chance of escape
Dom-dube doo...
Luke: Ben told the truth, I won't even bother.
Vader: But Luke, you know, I am your father!
Luke: No, No, no!--this can't be truuuue!
Vader: Look inside you, and get a clue
Luke: It can't be, Ben Kenobi said Dad was a dead Jedi Knight
(Well, well, well...)
Rebels: Tell me more, tell me more,
How much more can we take?
Empire: Tell me more, tell me more,
We won't cut you a break--
Vader: Join me, Luke, it's your destiny
Luke: No, it's not, you'll never get meeee
Vader: We'll kill my boss, then we'll rule all
Luke: I think that...I'd rather fall.
Both: The Dark Side can't seem to hide this--ah--new Jedi Kniiiiight!!
(Tell me more, Tell me more...) |
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